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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (theonion.com)

submitted 6 hours ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 33 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The article was published January 23, 2013, so that was almost 12 years ago.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Damn this article is on the nose

Why, by 2020, I, a man who recently tried to extort the sitting president of the United States to release his college and passport records, might even begin to show signs of serious and unavoidable decline in mental and physical faculties, and doesn’t that just perk your spirits right up?

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 4 hours ago

Okay now it makes me feel better. Didn't like the thought of him going another 20yrs :(