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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

days

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I honestly don’t think he makes it to January.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If there's anything worse than the words "President Trump" it's "President Vance"

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would MAGA in the government and MAGA voters solidify around James Bowman*, or would they tear themselves apart trying to be Donald’s successor?

* MAGA don’t allow preferred names, right?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends what the AM Radio Crowd tells them to do

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Will they all be able to stick to one script?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Given how consolidated the market has become? I doubt Clear Channel has any trouble corralling their horses.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Start spreading conspiracy that couchlover fed poison to orange turd.😶‍🌫️

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Inshallah