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Mazda's New "Pay-Per-Honk" Plan Leaves Drivers Speechless (isglitch.com)

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Automaker's latest subscription model takes nickel-and-diming to new heights

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[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If this were true I wouldn't have to pay much. I've been driving and have only used my horn one or two times, barring hello 'honk honks'. And the honk I do to let my cat know I'm home and she can stop sleeping in the window

If I cut those out that's like 2 honks a year.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, the model mentioned by the article would be rather generous as opposed to a subscription service to enable the horn at all.

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