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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well he clearly must think the police are the Mafia, who would be called in to handle business disputes.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

I mean.....the police ARE the mafia. The biggest, and legalized mafia in the country.