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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 112 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (30 children)

I sneezed at an angle this morning and fucked my back up. Also, why the fuck does a large portion of my body and weight sit atop a single column of bones precariously cushioned by jelly and rubbery bits? And if said jelly/rubbery bits get squeezed a bit too hard, the bones smash nerves that control my fucking extremities?

Nature really fucked us.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 93 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Ah, see the warranty only covers you until you procreate.

From that point on, who cares if your body evolved to crumble into dust immediately after?

In fact kind of a lot of creatures literally die right after creating offspring.

[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 2 points 1 day ago

Wrong, at least in most primates a social web around the child formed from the parents, kin, and fellows is evolutionary advantageous

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