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[โ€“] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Thats why you buy wonderbread.

That shit wont mold if left in a swamp for 3 months on a mossy rock.

[โ€“] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

That makes me wonder why I should put it in my body. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[โ€“] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There is no possible reason anyone should ever buy Wonderbread. Except perhaps to use as a pillow in emergencies.

[โ€“] Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wonderbread, bologna, processed american cheese food, and miracle whip. Mana from heaven!

[โ€“] thegreatgarbo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Every American has to try that at least once. Minus the orange subtance, but that one is my personal preference.

[โ€“] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Somebody get Mike Lindell on the phone, I think we figured out a way to make America great again!