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[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

We have one $450 Toto and one cheap one from Luxe that currently sells on Amazon for $63. I actually prefer the Luxe because it sprays harder. It just uses the ambient water pressure while the Toto self-pressurizes. I think my wife prefers the Toto because of the other functions like the heated seat and the preheated water.

When I have to poop away from home I feel like a barbarian. I seriously miss the bidets when I travel or have to poop at work.

[–] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When I have to poop away from home I feel like a barbarian.

A year or two ago i could've written that. Then i discovered travel Bidets. I have one that is a small bottle i fill up at the sink. Then i also have a Bidet that is just a cap for a plastic water bottle. That one is real tiny so easy to take places.

So if I'm going on a trip i take the small bottle one, and if I'm just going out then i bring the cap

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I have the same feelings as you. I tell my wife I feel like an unsophisticated savage when I have to use toilet paper. Never feels clean enough using just TP! I usually just end up showering lol