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[โ€“] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let's say he sucked at least three per each weekday and rested on weekends, it would take an average of 12 years and six months to suck so many dicks.

If otherwise would just stick to the one, again resting on weekends, that could make it a 38 year commitment.

My advice to you is if you wanna be the man who sucks 10,000 cocks, commit to at least three per day. (You can rest on weekends)

[โ€“] emmanuel_car@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Oh boy, do I have some catch up to do.