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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I tried faking an orgasm once. It didn't work. I'm a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

You forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Make the face, make the noise"

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh, he's not sneezing in that picture

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Something's sneezing. 😉