What kind of resources does this guy have? I don't think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

[–] Decker108@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Quick! Get two people to type on the same keyboard!

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 103 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

[–] Githyanki@lemmings.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

[–] gentooer@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Especially on IRC

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an "oh yeah I dare you" taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like "Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]" and right after that the challenger was like "I don't even have a K drive."

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

[–] tyler@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

[–] pixelblut 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don't even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff...

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

at least you can still read the archive

https://bash-org-archive.com/

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?