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[–] sadTruth@lemmy.hogru.ch 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If the fertility rate remains below 2, it will become harder and harder to wage war. And if it femains below 2 long enough there will be nobody left to wage war (or die in it).

So please sacrifice your precious time, health and money for your future children. Do it for the love of war!

[–] APassenger@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They're doing a great job of removing young men already...

[–] seejur@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Soon enough all those ads about hot Russian women near me might become a reality!

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They’ll be advertising in China with all those extra men.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

The discrepancy is lower than reported because rural families just didn't report female infants, but regardless, don't give them ideas, they might just buy some slave soldiers from Xi.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't forget the inability of the rich to keep you in poverty wages when there aren't 50 people waiting to replace you at every job!