He was perfect. His vet chart has those words written 3 separate times, including one situation where “his urine is a magnificent specimen, wow” was written.

Totally unrelated .. but do you know how hard it is to take a piss sample from a cat??

I ask all of you to recount your favorite made up story about ganon. Thanks friends.

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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

He used to hide under an old chair, my in laws gave us, waiting for my son (toddler at the time) to go to bed so he could come out.

At bedtime he’d come out because he loved the blankets being tossed around when we tucked my son in, he earned the nickname “the tucken monster” because he’d go fucking nuts attacking sheets and blankets.

After my son was in bed he’d join him to make sure no monsters came.

When I’d go to bed ganon would come and make sure no monsters got me.

He isn’t the best cat I’ve ever had, there is no top 5 or top 3 or top 2.

Ganon was one of the cats I’ve ever had, I’m now 3 cats old. They were all the best, they were all perfect.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Gah, stupid ninjas cutting onions.

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Here is our Wednesday. She also checks under the bed for monsters when I put my daughter to bed at night.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

My god you need to write a short story about this cat. Amazing and thanks for sharing.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Indeed perfect, what a boy.