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He couldn't stop himself even though he knew what was coming (lemmy.ml)
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[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 208 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

The funniest part was when he said he was speaking and asked to be allowed to finish. Then he started delivering his statement very calmly and quietly (for Trump), and it somehow ended with him ramping up for only these words and shouting "SHE WANTS TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS IN PRISON." It's like being at grandpa's for dinner, he starts off pointing out the gas prices are high and one sentence later he's talking about Kamala's communist dictatorship that she modeled after Maoist China.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 63 points 2 months ago (2 children)

THEY ARE EATING THE PETS

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

41 million illegal pets streaming across the border to eat foreign aliens and perform transgender operations on criminals they’re bussing in to vote democrat then performing 32nd trimester abortions on them.

EVERY MONTH

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just a giant sausage making machine of buzzwords, catchphrases and dog whistles.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

THEY ARE COMING TO TAKE YOUR MOST FAVORITEST THING

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Raindrops on roses? Whiskers on kittens?

[–] AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

YES, THE KITTENS, THEY'RE EATING THEM

[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

BOILED IN BRIGHT COPPER KETTLES, HELD WITH WARM WOOLEN MITTENS, AND TIED IN BROWN PAPER PACKAGES FOR EASY LUNCH DELIVERY

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Brown paper packages tied up in strings?

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

ILLEGALS EQUAL TO THE POPULATION OF NEW YORK STATE ARE POURING OVER OUR BORDERS EVERY DAY!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago

Real “THEY’RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY” energy.

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Listening to him is to hear the sound of dementia.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

the mad libs candidate