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[โ€“] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

the jvm brings enough bugs to outweigh any benefits there...

Please name a few

[โ€“] xor@infosec.pub -1 points 7 months ago

i decline your invite to debate the merits of java and jvm... i will instead walk my dog through this beautiful park here...

but, it's all been said on top level comments on this post.
it's trash, and honestly, even if it was perfect, sun microsystems has ruined any potential benefits.