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[โ€“] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Third option. I park out by an abandoned cart take it inside and use it. Then, like my mother taught me I put it back where I found it.

Am I an animal? An absolute savage? If I then returned the cart after finding it abandoned, then using it, does that make me double good?