this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2024
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Guy with a belly asks for girl with a small waist. The half-assed ugly shirt will do it.
Instant woman repellant.
I feel confident in assuming the guy who would wear this shirt seeking “girls” between the ages of 18 and 26 is himself no younger than 45.
Ah I missed the age gap.
Would this guy qualify as an OUTER JOIN? (Sorry, SQL is not my native language)
I sure wouldn't want him as an INNER JOIN
yesss I'm 42 so I can wear this shirt with pride!
And married.