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Constantly shocked by people that don't open the oven door at look every time prior to preheating the oven.
How else will you find:
Look in the oven people! It takes 1 second.
Edit: I am amazed how many people don't look in the oven before turning it on.
I'm reminded of a joke from Burn Notice where Michael has kept a folder of critically important blackmail files in his mother's oven for several seasons. He just casually points out she never actually cooks anything herself.
That show was awesome.
The longest Hyundai commercial ever.
(Yes, it was good)