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My brain (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[–] Devi@beehaw.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I carried one of those utility cards in my wallet for years, it almost always got through airport security, 5 or 6 times it was fine, once it got taken out, looked at, and put back in, then eventually they took it. RIP card.

[–] deeznutz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you manage to hijack an airplane using a credit card sized multitool, honestly you should be given that plane and a medal.

[–] Devi@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

If I'm really quiet I can just start unscrewing stuff, then everything becomes a weapon!