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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (45 children)

"It wouldn't be right to rape you, you have a boyfriend," is about what I expect from a 4Channer.

EDIT: Holy fuck Lemmy, this comment section is a dumpster fire. First, to all the people saying he did reject her because she was drunk, not because she has a boyfriend, there's no evidence of that; he stated twice that it was wrong because she had a boyfriend, and zero times that it was wrong because she was drunk. But whatever, if you want to believe that, whatever, I'm done arguing over your fan fiction.

But here are some things that are 100% facts that some of you need to understand:

  1. If someone is throwing up, they are too drunk to consent to sex.
  2. If you are not throwing up, you are almost certainly not as drunk as someone who is throwing up. The person vomiting has alcohol poisoning, and unless you also have symptoms of alcohol poisoning, you are more sober than them.
  3. Vomiting does not remove alcohol from your system. Intoxication occurs when alcohol enters your bloodstream. Vomiting will prevent further alcohol from entering your bloodstream, but it will not remove any alcohol from your bloodstream, and you'll be just as drunk as you were before you vomited.
  4. If the OP had sex with the girl in this story, it would have been rape. She was far too drunk to give consent, and based on his telling, he was not. Clearly, some of you feel differently, but your shitty opinions on consent don't change the fact that legally, it would have been rape.
[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (24 children)

So you're shitting on them for doing the right thing? Or am I misinterpreting

[–] match@pawb.social -4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The last temptation is the greatest treason / to do the right deed, for the wrong reason

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Personally I don't give a shit why somebody does the right thing

[–] Chewget@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

For real. Just do the right thing

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