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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)
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[–] gressen@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think the two-party system you've got there has got you by the balls. No offence.

[–] BobTheDestroyer@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No offence taken. You're right. And one of the few things the two parties cooperate on is working to insure it never changes.

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Our two party, first past the post system is fucking awful.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world -4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We dont like the two party system. Our democracy is broken. Dont need some smug outsider telling us what we already know. Thanks, though.