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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

also fire every single cop in the country and replace them all with people who actually believe that they're supposed to protect and serve.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The problem is that all of those ex-cops would still exist and still be American citizens. They'd 100% create a far right militia, at the very least. No doubt about it.

Unless we shipped them off to Russia or something.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

sounds like a domestic terrorist group, just the kind of thing that the fbi is supposed to put a stop to.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Ding ding ding we have a winner!