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Here, buy my book of bureaucratic incantations.
Easiest scam targets ever
Does it come with a page of stamps? I'm fresh out.
BuyinG StAmpS is JusTliKe paYing taXes to the shaDdow gov acTuallY ran bYUSPS.
What you do is you print
NO POSTAGE NECESSARY IF MAILED IN THE UNITED STATESand glue that, not tape, it needs to be on the same corner as the moon position when facing north.Then somewhere on it, scribble in Sharpie the following
Stat. st Law, Ch. 71, Sec. 23, circle that 3 times, not 2. Use red.I also got mailing supplies including pre-made stamp-like sovereign labels you can buy, Bill's been using them for years without issues, ask him.
Still probably too coherent, mb.
You forgot that all writing needs to be done at exactly a 33⁰ angle. they have protractors to check you know.
Yes, but you have to keep it vague enough so that when it fails and they come back to you, you can have plausible deniabilty that they did it wrong.
Oh sorry I meant "it needs to be on the same corner as the moon position when facing north, including copying the angle with your sextant."
It better have some coupons in it too
Ok, but you got me thinking it'd probably be possible to trick them into being pro privacy and green tech by using an "off the government grid" angle.
If I graft this cancerous flesh mound onto my head, I'll be a little taller!
Bureaunomicon? Bureaumancy?