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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

We have historical Records where Abe describes himself as 'Ugly', this statue seems historically inaccurate.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Best part of being a guy is you can be so ugly you actually start being somewhat attractive. Like Williem Dafoe. A huge dong helps too. Like Willie Da...I mean Williem Dafoe.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Or Adam driver, who disproves every theory about facial symettry.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Birth certificate says William. Card says moops

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Crotch says Willie

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

But you can't go too far or you'll enter the Buscemi zone

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This the youngest picture of him I could find. He's 37 or 38. Obviously he'd look different in high-def, but he doesn't look so bad:

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He's attractive and sexy, but not hot or pretty.

If that even makes sense.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Daniel Craig makes a cameo on What We Do In the Shadows

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It looks like he could take a watermelon in each hand and crush them

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

If social media has taught me anything, it's that incredibly sexy people find themselves ugly all the time.