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Fighting Sexual Temptation? Play Badminton, Hong Kong Tells Teenagers. (www.nytimes.com)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was going to make a tease and denial joke, but the humor came from making very weird sexual kinks seem normal, and going into graphic detail.

The more I added to that joke, the less funny it became, and sounded more like I was heavily advocating for bondage, chastity, tickling, and nuns.

Then the whole joke just got weird. Look man, I know I Lost My Mind, but even I have limits to my crazy.

So lets all pretend I said something funny instead of......whatever this is.

[–] finley@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

OK, now you just have to post the comment