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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Save a slap for the dude who invented sundials, and another slap for the dude who invented civilization.

[–] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some asshole had the idea to water a seed and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not any more. But some of the IRS guys are smokin' hot, I'm sure, if that's what you're into.

Save a slap for the dude who invented slaps!

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This but unironically.