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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Poor guy, gotta start somewhere though.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 73 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Start by learning, "retail employees have to act friendly and be nice to you. It has nothing to do with their actual feelings."

It's good practice for "women often have to act nice to men they don't like, because they're afraid of being harmed by them before they can get to safety."

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

As stated, you gotta start somewhere. Nobody is born knowing what to do or how to keep mouse from pissing themselves.

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