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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 132 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It's completely normal to ask a stranger to let you touch their feet. /s

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 92 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Worked for jesus.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon is the Messiah

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 weeks ago

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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