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Conservative Who Has Been Complaining About Grocery Prices Says Harris’ Price-Gouging Ban is Communism (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 3 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Damn, that was the closest I've come to eating the onion.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is barely onion, I guarantee you this is happening right now, this very moment.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah, this level of cognitive dissonance and lining up to support the people taking advantage of you are entry-level conservatism.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

pundits are already calling it communism, it's absolutely certain that their moronic viewers who have been complaining about prices are now hating the idea because communism

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Me too. I took a big fat bite, coming in here to shit-talk conservatives and realized I'd been bamboozled.

This headline is not really parody. It's just a reflection of what is really happening every day on Fox News.