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1 hour in Java (piefed.jeena.net)

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's near-universally regarded as a great prototyping language. For prod you should use something big-boy, like Java, or if you want to get fancy, Rust.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The "Big Boys" use tests to gauge when code is production ready, they don't rely on a typing system and call it a day. I've seen monoliths made out of bash serve their purpose for years without a glitch, thanks to tests.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

Tests are good too, although you can go overboard. You can write tests in Java or Rust or similar.