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[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Java feels like McDonald's and python feels like a grocery store.

Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don't think they're qualified to administer.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand any of these analogies at all

[–] Sas@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago

Me neither but now I'm interested in Femboi-Hooters 👀

[–] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Oddly specific

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

C is a makeshift kitchen deep in the Lacandon Jungle. If you burn your food, you start a forest fire and die.