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[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 75 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What does she think a QR code is?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 51 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Queer Rangers. It's a code to show that you're queer and trying to turn others queer. Morticians put things in dead bodies that will turn mourners queer.

It didn't used to be that way. There was a time when you could visit grandma at the cemetery and you wouldn't get the urge to take the beef bus to pound town. But now every time he goes he has anonymous gay sex in the bathroom of the public park adjacent to the cemetery. It's those QR codes causing it.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Do you have a schedule for the Beef Bus to Pound Town? Asking for a friend.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago

sorry, best i can do is the timetable for the taco truck to flavor town

it's about fifteen miles down the road from titty city

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thursdays. If you show up later you ain't gonna have a good time.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago

Cool. I have a whole week to 'limber up'.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I read Queer Rangers and thought this was gonna be about a Power Rangers parody. I mean, they already come in rainbow colors, sorta.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Now I have regrets.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Nah Queer Rangers is a pride affiliated club hockey team located in Manhattan.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

A lot of these people have their own variations on similar themes. It's funny watching conspiracy theorists argue about who's conspiracy variant is more correct. Flat earthers are notorious for this one lol

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

This guy codes.