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0x0d2C – Ode to C (suppo.fi)

submitted 4 weeks ago by dactylotheca@suppo.fi to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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By Jon S. Stumpf

May your signals all trap
May your references be bounded
All memory aligned
Floats to ints rounded

Remember ...

Non-zero is true
++ adds one
Arrays start with zero
and, NULL is for none

For octal, use zero
0x means hex
= will set
== means test

use -> for a pointer
a dot if its not
? : is confusing
use them a lot

a.out is your program
    there's no U in foobar
and, char (*(*x())[])() is
    a function returning a pointer
    to an array of pointers to
    functions returning char

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 32 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Dump a core out for my homies.

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

No need. Intel dumped all of them out, even if it was onto the rest of the motherboard.