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They could also use the poophole loophole.
A tampon soaked in Vodka and inserted anally gets you drunk fast.
At least that's what a friend told me.
Okay. I can’t tell if you’re serious, but if that’s true, how does that work medically?
Don’t liquids get absorbed through the intestines? Can you even stick something up your butt far enough to reach your intestines?
It’s capillary action. It just rams straight into your bloodstream, no dilution or waiting to go through stomach. It’s fast and effective.
So, as it doesn’t go through the stomach, do you not puke if you’re experiencing alcohol poisoning?
I'm sure you'd still puke as it's nausea that makes you vomit not alcohol sitting in your stomach.
This is mostly it. Though, you’re able to expel alcohol if it’s still in your stomach.