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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm really not worth anyone's energy.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You’re worth mine. You might be my favorite user on lemmy. 10/10

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, that's very nice of you!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think you're a pretty cool seafood hating squid.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I just don't want to be seafood, thank you.

[–] Vent@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tbf, even the worst lemmy user pales in comparison to the worst users of other platforms like elon and spez.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Considering a couple of people in the thread being discussed reference a different thread where they decided I was a pedophile because I have a photo of my daughter naked when she was a newborn, I think some people here think I'm worse.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

a naked newborn!

I'm spiralling, nauseous....you, you....nevermind.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But... Squids don't wear clothes... Morons.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's such a weird slice of society that always equate nudity with sexuality, even in babies/kids. "Weird" being the kindest word I can find.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing was that none of them had kids.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not coincidental, I'd guess. If you haven't had kids, you likely haven't realized that dealing with naked kids is just part of the job. It's not like they're self cleaning.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Right? One guy berated me for changing my kid's diaper in a park shelter rather than a disgusting park bathroom because that would traumatize the baby or something. I don't even know.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, homey hasn't founded any jailbait subs, a fatpeoplehate iteration, lolicon discussion, not even a single racial slur community modded. Downright lazy in comparison to the cream of the reddit degen crop.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, I’ve seen you around and I think you seem pretty dope

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks!

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for contributing to this small community in a lovely way!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am happy to do it, so thank you for enjoying it.