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Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For (www.theonion.com)
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For context, this article is from 2022 but it was just reposted by the Onion’s social media accounts tonight, and I’m sharing it here, because: The Elon / Trump interview on X started with an immediate tech disaster / Musk claims there was a DDOS attack on X — but The Verge is told there was not.

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[–] Cipher22@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

1/3 will need to justify their presence in writing or be removed.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

“Remove all the wires, or you are all fired. We’re transitioning to the AI Cloud. You’ll all be sleeping in your office cots this month.”