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[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 64 points 3 months ago (6 children)
[–] Imprudent3449@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago

Dude won the pillow lottery and could have coasted through the rest of his life all of us could only dream of. But then he had to open his mouth and take it to 11.

Small tip for you folks that somehow make it big selling shit to the public. Whether you're right or left, best to keep it to yourself publicly. Certainly don't go all in on an idiot that sprays Cheeto dust all over his face and does who fucking knows what to his hair.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

He also claimed to be spending $1 million per month at one point trying to launch and maintain his social media app, Frank Social.

lmfao what

[–] protist@mander.xyz 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My favorite part is the implication that he was already at negative $2 million before the judgement.

Rudy Giuliani is an American politician and inactive lawyer who has a net worth of -$150 million. On December 21, 2023 Rudy Giuliani filed for bankruptcy. The filing came days after he was ordered to pay $148 million in damages to two Georgia election workers who sued him for defamation.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He owes a lot of lawyers I bet.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Speaking of which, I just noticed that they need to update the quote from my previous comment from "inactive lawyer" to "disbarred lawyer," LOL!

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Jesus Christ, how bad does it have to get where your 3 crack dealers get together to do an intervention? These are by far the most compassionate crack dealers on earth. One even babysat dude until he fell asleep? Wtf? This just goes to show that minnesotans are the nicest people on earth.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Went down a rabbit hole.......how is Chris Farley worth 5 million TODAY???