Weirdo can't keep what actually happened separate from his own fantasies.
Edit: The New York Times has gone around and interviewed other people named "Brown" who might have been on a helicopter with Trump at some point. It wasn't them either
Maybe he meant he went down on Willie Brown on a helicopter
he went down on a willie in a helicopter but all he got was a little brown.
Good ol' ATM action
Maybe he fantasized about doing that:
“You would have known if I had gone down on a helicopter with Trump,” Brown said Thursday. “I’ve never been on a helicopter with Trump.”
Maybe he meant he went down on Willie Brown on a helicopter
he went down on a willie in a helicopter but all he got was a little brown.
Good ol' ATM action
Maybe he fantasized about doing that: