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Guy Who Says Slurs Draws the Line at 'Weird' (reductress.com)

submitted 1 month ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 99 points 1 month ago (8 children)

huh? that's weird

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Watch your language.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (6 children)

"Just like "cis", "weird" will be censored on xitter"

-- Elon Musk (mars genii)

[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"XXXXX Al" Yankovic in shambles

[–] Trubble@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oooo.... I looove the guy but, I dunno that I can watch a xxxx rated porno with him in it, not at our age. 😬

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would 100% watch something Weird Al starred in, billed as porn. You just know it was subversive and brilliant!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

just him slapping a ham rhythmically for an hour solid, staring unblinkingly into the camera with an expression that grows progressively more unhinged

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah! Oh yeah you dirty little thing you! You like that? Uh huh! accordion noises intensify

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Idk, I've always thought he was kinda hot.

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