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That's not how you unvaccinate someone! You take a jar of colloidal silver and rub it on a yellow onion. Let that sit overnight. Then you have to inject the onion with mint oil. Cut the onion in half. Make a small hole in each forearm (needle sized) and place the onion halves over them. You'll need to leave the onion on there for 10 minutes per year you've been vaccinated.
Oh you are still on the old puncture method? Haha no, you just need to soak the onions with potatoes for a month and sleep with the slurry it produces in plastic socks for 3 weeks. This is the superior method, because it doesn’t risk the hole getting infected.
With the potato method, all the impurities soak into the skin on your feet which then peels off in a big sheet, so you can throw that vaccine away!
(I regret typing this but now that I have its there.. describing degloving in positive terms did it for me.. but they do that kinda shit..)
I was considering having them put the onion/mint/silver mixture over their eyes for a few hours, but your degloving went so hard that I'm just going to step back and let you have it.
I mean in fairness these are the same wackadoos that deglove their children’s intestines with bleach enimas as a cure for autism and see the deglove excrement as positive proof of like worms or something.. when it’s just them shitting out their own intestines..
So it’s not actually that hard.. just I’ve read a lot from that sort of alternate nutjob..