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[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I've had students named Happy, Classic, Diamonds, Epiphany, Scorpio, you name it. I wouldn't even cock my head to the side with a Khaleesi on my roll sheet at this point.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You name it is the weirdest of them all.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Classic? Who in the right mind!

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I once met a female stripper named Adonis.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You know the Gilmores?