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6-year-old girl denied passport because she’s named after ‘Game of Thrones’ character (nypost.com)

submitted 3 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 223 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Khaleesi, 6, a passport was denied — with officials telling her she needed Warner Brothers’ approval because it owns the name’s trademark.

Typical capitalist brain rot.

Shouldn't they also use the same bullshit excuse when issuing an ID card? At least make the dumb rules consistent.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 3 months ago (2 children)

By this logic, everyone named Mickey should be paying Disney a royalty...

Wait shit retract delete delete DISNEY I DID JOT SAY ANYTHING DONT GET ANY FUCKING IDEAS NOW.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mickey is a real name, though. It wasn't invented by Disney.

Not that their lawyers would care lmao

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah if anyone ever expected copyright law or lawyers to be even remotely logical or sane, they've got another thing coming to them...

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Disney just announced a new IP, Empire of Love. No relation I'm sure.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

OH FUUUUUUUUUU-

This comment has been removed due to a copyright claim by Walt Disney Corporation of America

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Passport Office reportedly later called Lucy to apologize for the error.

They screwed up, and have admitted they screwed up. Did nobody read the article?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I got half way before the pop-ups became too much.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Fair enough.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Holy shit you weren’t kidding. And I’m on Firefox Focus behind a PiHole with a multi-million blocklist.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Does the WB even own that trademark? You have to manually apply for each one. Also, trademarks are specific to commercial operations and two companies are allowed to share if they aren't in the same business. I don't think trademark laws even apply here.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 7 points 3 months ago

I still believe her actual name was Hodor.

[–] anothermember@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Shouldn’t they also use the same bullshit excuse when issuing an ID card? At least make the dumb rules consistent.

To be fair, ID cards aren't common in the UK and passports are very common. This is quite probably the first time she's applied for any form of ID. Not agreeing with it, just saying.