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Derisking a project 1 year out (i.imgflip.com)

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Anakin Padme meme:

Anakin: I will use agile to plan my project
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?
Anakin:
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?

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[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I thought about doing that, but I don't have the training or license to drive a boat. I'm in Hawaii, so it can get pretty rough out in the ocean. I'm also not sure how I would get money for food and stuff. I don't have massive savings or anything.