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[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is an implied warranty of merchantability issue. They said boneless and it had a bone. In your watermelon example if you were hospitalized it'd be a valid claim to make.

[–] SoylentBlake@lemm.ee -3 points 3 months ago

Noted. I'll see you in the ER after I go in for an existential breakdown. If words don't mean what they say they mean, what does anything mean? See a shrink, get labeled with PTSD, then I can sue the shit out of faceless corporate shitbags.

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