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Cereal is a soup
Vanilla soy bean latte is a three bean soup.
Except coffee is a fruit.
Beans are a fruit. Kinda. We mostly eat the seeds of the legume fruit. But we also use the seeds of vanilla orchids, coffee cherries, and soy beans. It's not three bean soup it is bird food.
Ketchup is a smoothie
A hotdog is a sandwich?
Yeah, I put ice in my cereal. So what?
That makes no sense.
No. It's a taco.