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(the detail is that he's talking about how she self-identifies rather than her appearance itself, but that would ruin a perfectly good nottheonion moment)

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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"WHAT?! TWO RACES? IN THE SAME BODY?!"

Next, your gonna be telling me i can get pizza hut and taco bell in the same building...

[–] Dlayknee@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I, too, am a John Stewart connoisseur!

If i could make my own Rushmore, he'd definitely be on it. Betty White, Bob Ross, Mr Rogers... good folks, y'know?