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Terrified Conservative Planning To Move To 1930s Austria If Trump Loses (www.theonion.com)

submitted 3 months ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] moody@lemmings.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's Australia, not Austria.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh shit. I misread that.

Well it's Austrias fault. That would be like if Hawaii were named Camada and expect people will always read it as intended. Should just get their own damn name. Plus, Hitler came from Austria. They should have changed their name in 1946. Been like "Sorry guys, thats our bad."

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

TBF to Osterreich, in their native tongue it's a different large flightless bird whose name they've stolen.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it should really be called the Eastern Kingdoms in English.