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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Fights one war

It was kind of a big one, though.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And they picked as their opponent, the world!

-Norm McDonald

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It wasn't that close and even if they managed to get some sort of win, they would never have been able to hold it. Mainstream media likes to portray Nazis as an efficient machine, but it turns out when you hand out promotions based on the shape of the officer's faces, you get a dysfunctional military.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago
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