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Anakin Padme meme:

Anakin: I will use agile to plan my project
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?
Anakin:
Padme: 2-3 sprints ahead right?

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[โ€“] onlinepersona@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who the hell came up with that? ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.

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[โ€“] frezik@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not sure about GP, but that's basically what we did under "SAFe" (Scaled Agile Framework). PI planning means taking most of a sprint to plan everything for the next quarter or so. It's like a whole week of ticket refinement meetings. Or perhaps 3 days, but when you've had 3 days of ticket refinement meetings, it might as well be the whole work week for as much a stuff as you're going to get done otherwise.

It's as horrible as you're thinking, and after a lot of agitating, we stopped doing that shit.

[โ€“] Cube6392@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago

SAFe SCRUM is a fucking scam. Anyone who proposes it as a solution to a problem is out of touch and doesn't recognize a waterfall when they see one