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submitted 4 months ago by genfood to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 62 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist, all of those are project initial commits.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Oh no. I think just reading that idea gave me cancer.

Keep your unfinished project ideas in a folder of shame like everyone else.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

How else do you suppose I store my API keys?

[–] narc0tic_bird@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My GitHub pretty much is my folder of shame.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 months ago

my github is a folder on my desktop called "do_not_open_dir_of_shame"