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submitted 4 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Turn it inside out. Why not use a RDBMS with a NoSQL bit added on the side?

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Specifically so you get mature transactional guarantees, indices and constraints that let app developers trust your db.